| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Gear Hasn't Been Used In Years: |
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Your tank still has Lloyd Bridges' autograph on it.
Mike Wilkinson
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Your weight belt is by Jordache.
Michael Kahn
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Your family has been making pretzels using the salt from your fins.
Phil Garner
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The sleeves of your full-length wetsuit end at your elbows.
Mike Wilkinson
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Your dive propulsion vehicle sports a "Mondale In '84" bumper sticker.
Michael Kahn
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