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Your ex-wife just bought a new silver bathing suit, and you want to go shark hunting with your new spear gun.
Craig and Kristi Golden
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You just learned a new hand signal for "*!@%$#!!" and want to try it out immediately.
Numerous Contributors
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The U.S. government has declared that lobster are overpopulating the ocean and has appealed to divers to "thin the herd."
Brian Mallory
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You're in a relationship with Aquaman and he wants you start spending more time at "his place."
ScubaGuy
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One word: Silence
Pierre Sirois
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