| The Top 5 Lies Used To Skip Work And Go Diving: |
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"I'm going to do work on some intensive research for the office aquarium."
Mike Wilkinson
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"I got bent yesterday and I need to be underwater today so I can recompress the bubbles."
Greg Smith
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"But Seargant, you said to go deep undercover!"
Joel Lockridge
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"Cough, cough.I can't come in today. I feel like diving.uh, I mean dying
Janelle
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"Oh, I thought you said to get a shell phone."
Mike Wilkinson
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