| The Top 5 More Reasons to Avoid Diving In Florida Until This Whole Election Mess Is Finally Over: |
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You'll be in immediate danger when you tell the other divers your name is Chad and they see that your cheeks are dimpled.
Mike Herman
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Too many lawyers in the area have driven away all of the sharks and barracuda.
Elmondo Glumpnaigle
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The wording of the dive shop's liability form is so confusing, you can't tell if you're waiving your right to sue them or voting for Pat Buchanan.
Eric Levine
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You might wake up in Miami, only to find that all of your gear has been loaded into the back of a truck and driven to Tallahassee.
Bill Sofield
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Even if you only need one more minute to reach the boat, Secretary of Scuba Katherine Harris will order the Captain to leave without you.
Mike Herman
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