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Cause it's better to be 60 feet down in the water than 20 points down in the polls.
ScubaGuy
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He'll like that fact that fish actually get to choose the schools they're in.
Numerous Contributors
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On dive trips to Hawaii, he can drop his own name to score some free pineapple.
ScubaGuy
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He'll finally be able to put down that ball-point pen and pick up a sharp-tip knife!
ScubaGuy
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It'll give him something to do after November 5.
Numerous Contributors
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