| The Top 5 Reasons Dallas Cowboys' Michael Irvin Should Take Up Scuba Diving: |
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A dive computer log can provide an excellent alibi for a variety of infractions.
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Picking up trash while under water can counts toward his 800 hours of community service.
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The only white, crystalline, powdery substance he'll have access to is dried sea salt.
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The prospect of Erik Williams and a Mermaid starring in an underwater video conjours up unlimited possibilities.
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Let's see him deal with a 15-foot Great White by asking menacingly, "Do you know who I am?"
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