| The Top 5 Ways To Freak Out The New Diver Onboard: |
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Ask him if you can inherit his dive gear.
Jeff Dixon
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Have the Divemaster put on a collar and administer "last rites" to every diver before they enter the water.
Michael Thomas
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Tell him that his fins are on the wrong feet.
Tim Henderson
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Ask him to go over the details of buddy-breathing, because you always seem to need it.
P, A. van Swieten
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Tell him not to say anything, but you think you saw the Divemaster praying and murmuring something about 'Jihad'.
Gucharo
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