| The Top 5 More Ways To Freak Out The New Diver Onboard: |
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Make a hood out of aluminum and tell him it's to prevent the fish from reading your mind.
C. Albury
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Have him actually read the disclaimer form.
Nick
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Pull out a pair of nunchakus and a spear gun, look at him and then the sea while yelling, "It's payback time.
Michael
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Ask him to sign a release that so that if anything should happen to you, he'll support your family for life.
Terry
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Tell her that everyone was commenting on how her butt looks much bigger under water.
Ed
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