| The Top 5 Reasons To Avoid Diving With Saddam Hussein: |
|
5. |
He refuses to let you inspect his dive gear.
Numerous Contributors
|
|
4. |
You have to constantly worry about violating the United Nations "No-Dive Zone."
John Nelson
|
|
3. |
Those nerve gas decompression stops are especially long and annoying.
Tony Frazer
|
|
2. |
In his quest for world power, he continually embarasses you by invading the neighboring dive boat.
T. Mayo
|
|
1. |
You don't want to be too close to him when President Bush decides "it's time."
Farid Halabi
|
