| The Top 5 Reasons Santa's Post-Christmas Dive Trip Is On Again: |
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His travel agent told him that being 'St. Nick' made him eligible for free hotel upgrades on St. Croix, St. Vincent and St. Thomas.
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He couldn't pass up the sale at North Pole Scuba on XXX-sized wetsuits in red with white trim.
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He realized that even after using some hard-earned frequent flier miles for his plane tickets, he'll still have about 80 trillion miles left.
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He's planning to research some 'chimney alternatives' in the Caribbean and write the whole trip off on his taxes.
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He wants rebreather training in time for next Christmas when he'll be sitting behind those 'damn smelly reindeer' again!
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