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His boat's name is the 'S.S. Minnow' and he keeps calling the divemaster little buddy.'
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Tells you he'll make the propeller go real fast if you wantto check out the bio-luminescence real close.
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Bets you five bucks he can 'smash that coral head to smithereens' with his anchor.
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Thinks Jacques Cousteau's a wimp, cause 'he's too concerned with the environment and he talks funny.'
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His dive flag has a skull and crossbones on it!
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