| The Top 5 Reasons President Clinton Should Leave For A Dive Trip Right Now!: |
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He can dive without a wetsuit, as he's already in really hot water.
Mike Wilkinson
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It'll give him a good opportunity to crack up his friends with puns like, "It's saddam hot on this island, I think I'm gonna pass out.
ScubaGuy
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It might be his last chance to "go down" while he's still President.
Mike Wilkinson
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He can claim that he's checking out reports of covert operations "filling hundreds of tanks with gas" and write the whole trip off on the Presidential expense account.
ScubaGuy
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Gary Hart arranged for a certain dive charter called "Monkey Business," that comes fully equipped.for fun, fun, fun.
ScubaGirl
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