| The Top 5 Outrageous Scuba Charges Against Bill Clinton: |
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He repeatedly stained his female buddies' wetsuits and refused to pay the cleaning bills.
ScubaGuy
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The lipstick ring around his snorkel didn't match Hillary's color.
J. Fruechting
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He told a woman in the dive shop he needed some help "checking out the old equipment" and wanted to "leave his gear for service".
J. Fruechting
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That for a period of an entire dive, he engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a blowfish.
Mike Wilkinson
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The 140-pound weight belt wrapped around his waist was indeed Monica Lewinsky.
Steve Opalenik
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